"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake your a*s up and apologize!" Reservoir Dogs
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"I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies, Mizz Scarlett!" Gone With the Wind Y'all, these are all so funny to read! You keep me entertained at work! Smokey: Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a F-! Smokey, in his preacher voice: Well around here, between 45th and Weston, we call this here a little twinny twin twin, Hey Craig, Can I borrow your VCR? I need to dub a tape.Ĭraig: Man, most people wanna borrow a cup of sugar, you wanna borrow my VCR? Hell naw! C'mon.you f*cking up the rotation!"-Smokey "Puff, Puff, Give, Puff, Puff, GIVE, man. You got ham, you aint got no burger."-Smokey "Man, y'all aint never got nothing that go together. "You gotta be a stupid motha f*cka to get fired on your day off"-Smokey
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Sorry about the length, but I am a huge fan. Spaceballs."What's the matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?" Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?Ĭrowd. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Look, isn't there something you can do?ĭead Person. Well, when's your next round?ĭead Person. Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.Ĭart Master. You'll be stone dead in a moment.Ĭart Master. Witch scene from Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail.Ĭustomer.
BERNIE SANDERS NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY GIF MOVIE
OK I will start out with the funniest movie of all time. Jeez - some buddies and i basically converse in movie quotes sometimes, it's weird - i'll stop though, that's probably too many as it is also the scene at AA w/ Bob Sagat - "Weed's not a drug. The whole scene w/ "I think to understand how killer died, you have to understand who Killer the Dog was. I'm the dude, or his dudeness, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."
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"This isn't 'Nam, this is bowling - there are rules." To caddy: "Just don't let me do anything stupid."ģ minutes later, after standing in front of the guy driving: "Where were you on that one, dipsh*t?" Let's face it folks - if ya can't figure this one out, go ahead and ring your call button and tommy will come around and hit you over the head with a tack hammer, because you are a retard." "Seat belts - put the lil end into the big end. OK - the billy madison line from earlier? I say that about twice a day - anyway